FUBAR Starring Schwarzenegger Gets Canned Ahead of Season 3
Well, well, it looks like FUBAR has finally lived up to its name. After two largely forgettable seasons, Netflix has unceremoniously tossed Arnold Schwarzenegger’s spy-action-dramedy (or whatever combo they thought they were cooking up) into the increasingly overcrowded cancellation bin. Yes, the same bin that’s been quietly devouring every other middling series Netflix will barely acknowledge it funded. And honestly? Was anyone really tuning in with bated breath for season three of this? Not a rhetorical question – we’re actually curious.
What Was FUBAR Trying to Be?
For the blissfully uninitiated, FUBAR was supposedly Netflix’s attempt to mash together True Lies with a bad sitcom about generational misunderstandings. Picture this if you will, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Luke Brunner, a grizzled CIA operative mere seconds from retirement, who discovers his daughter, Emma (Monica Barbaro), has also been secretly working as a CIA agent.
Cue the ham-fisted family bonding over botched spy missions and father-daughter bickering about who forgot their night-vision goggles. Yep, it plays like an overdone parody sketch.
The first season dropped back in May 2023 with a respectable but heavily front-loaded debut, thanks, no doubt, to the “Ahhnold Factor.” Let’s face it, the man is a pop culture monolith. You slap his name on a project, and somebody, somewhere is clicking “play,” probably out of sheer curiosity. However, novelty fades fast, and for most viewers, 10 minutes of “Dad Jokes but Secretly He’s Donning Tactical Gear” was more than enough. Yawn.
FUBAR Season 2 Came… and Went Quietly
If you didn’t know FUBAR had a second season, you’re not alone. It arrived in June 2025 with less fanfare than a paper shredder unveiling. And sure, it graced Netflix’s Top 10 for its first week, but landing in the number 10 spot isn’t exactly brag-worthy, especially when it only pulled 2.2 million views.
Critics weren’t kind either, with the show barely scraping a 48% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes. The audience score was more generous at 74%, which honestly speaks more to the goodwill left in Arnold’s cultural bank than anything the show actually did right. One has to wonder if someone on Netflix’s algorithmic overlord team pitched the renewal just to pad their “content hours” quota.
The End of an Era (Or Something Like That)
Now, after only 16 episodes, FUBAR has officially joined the legion of Netflix’s canceled projects. If we had to guess, Arnold is already giving some version of “I’ll be back” to his dumbbells between gym sets – but not so much to TV. That old-school charisma works far better in one-liners and explosions than drawn-out attempts to be funny, dramatic, and spy-savvy all at once.
What stings (a little) is reflecting on the team that propped up this often-awkward project. Monica Barbaro, fresh off Top Gun: Maverick, undoubtedly deserved better. The ensemble cast featured Gabriel Luna (The Last of Us), Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity from The Matrix), and a smattering of talented players like Jay Baruchel, all of whom got lost in a sea of tone-deaf jokes and mediocre plotlines. It’s like casting Michelin chefs at a fast-food joint and asking why the diner isn’t dripping with five-star reviews.
A Cancellation Trend Worth Noticing
Here’s the thing, Netflix’s recent string of cancellations suggests a new ruthlessness in its approach to original programming. Shows like Queer Eye and The Residence have also gotten the axe, alongside FUBAR, which likely speaks volumes about where the company is choosing to allocate resources. Spoiler alert: it’s not going toward second-rate vanity projects with questionable staying power.
Still, one wonders what could’ve been if FUBAR leaned harder into the over-the-top absurdity it clearly flirted with. Did we need sincerity? No. We needed more ludicrous stunts, louder explosions, and maybe Arnold riding a CGI shark through enemy territory. But alas, it jumped the shark.
Closing Thoughts on the FUBAR Fiasco
Did FUBAR change TV? No. Did it even try? Also no. But it served up two seasons of dad-joke-infused spy antics that some people probably enjoyed as background noise. All 16 episodes will “exist” in the streaming void forever, ready for the next viewer who thinks, “Hey, I wonder what Arnold’s up to nowadays?” Umm – he’s probably hittin’ the gym.
Schwarzenegger might not have “killed it” in the streaming game, but he’ll always be the king of big-screen one-liners. Turn to Netflix’s cancellation pile for some FUBAR, but you’re definitely way better off putting on The Terminator or Predator.
