Top 5 Mulled Wines You Didn’t Know You Needed
Holiday parties deserve a drink that’s warm, familiar, and just a little extra. Mulled wine is the ultimate crowd-pleaser: it smells like celebration, tastes like comfort, and can be customized to fit your vibe. Best part? Brew it in a slow cooker. That way, you avoid open flames and brandy mishaps on a gas stove, and your guests can ladle up safely all night long. So I’ve heard… maybe. But, for real, just use a crock pot.
Citrus-Forward Glow
Orange peel, grapefruit zest, and honey. Sunshine in a mug — the mulled wine that makes your holiday party sparkle brighter than the lights on the tree.
Spiced Orchard Comfort
Apple cider base, cinnamon sticks, and whole cloves. Cozy as a quilt by the fire. This is the mulled wine that makes guests linger, swapping stories while the pot keeps refilling itself.
Herbal Celestial Lift
Star anise, rosemary sprig, and cardamom. A sip that feels like stargazing indoors. Perfect for the friend who always brings up astrology between rounds of charades.
Bold & Local Roots
Full-bodied red wine, splash of bourbon, and mesquite honey. Rugged, sweet, and strong — the mulled wine equivalent of a cowboy tipping his hat at your holiday party and saying: “Hey there, darlin.”
Juniper & Black Peppercorn Pinefire
Juniper berries, cracked black peppercorns, and a slice of clementine. Piney, spicy, bracing — this mulled wine tastes like the forest distilled into warmth. It’s the drink that makes your gathering feel like a winter lodge.
How to Make Mulled Wine
- Simmer: Add wine (or cider), spices, and fruit to your slow cooker.
- Steep: Keep on low for 1–2 hours, letting flavors meld without risk of flame.
- Serve: Ladle into mugs, garnish with a slice or sprig, and toast to the season.
Holiday Garnish: Pretty vs. Problematic
If you grew it in your herb garden and it looks pretty — gussy your drinks up. Bought it in the produce department? Great, garnish away. But if you wandered into the floral section or the artificial foliage aisle and found something glittery… please, for the love of Christmas, don’t float that in your mulled wine. Glitter, insecticide sprayed florals, or decorative berries belong on the stem of a wine glass or the handle of a mug, not in the drink itself.
Remember: just because someone who takes gorgeous food photos (but isn’t a culinary enthusiast) posts a shot of mulled wine with hypericum berries and a glitter ball bobbing on top doesn’t mean it’s safe to serve — or drink. Keep your garnishes edible, festive, and party friendly.
Disclaimer with Etiquette
Mulled wine is meant to be shared responsibly. Enjoy the warmth, the laughter, and the gathering, but please drink in moderation. A great host always has a few Ubers arriving to safely take their guests home in the bad weather, safe and sober. Plus, it’s the friendliest way to end the party at a comfortable time without upsetting those who like to linger, when you just want your p.j.’s and the last mug of mulled cider all to yourself.
